marshmalllow:

the songs like “scooby doo where r you” but he’s always right there. like the fucking dog is never hiding or missing or anything so what the hell

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paper-storm:

mikeykink:

do you ever learn a new fact and it fucks you over really badly even though it has no effect on your life but it still feels like your whole life was a lie anyways hey did you know barcode scanners scan the white spaces in between and not actually the black bars

THEY FUCKING WHAT

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10knotes:

IMPORTANT

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thatweirdscienceguy:

runningeleven:

Science side of Tumblr: how can dragons breathe fire?

There are three variants of dragons.
One of them possesses  a gland that produces a liquid, which spontaneously combusts when coming into contact with oxygen. Some phosphorus compounds could do that for example.

The second one possesses two glands instead, which produce so-called hypergolic propellants, fluids that ignite when they come into contact with one another.

The third kind stores the methane bacteria in their stomach produce, and expells it when breathing fire. In their mouth there’s a piezoelectric crystal, which is a substance that produces a spark when placed under mechanical stress and could thus serve to ignite the methane gas.

Or it’s magic.

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xenosagaepisodeone:

railroadsoftware:

pearlfey:

This is the best video I’ve ever seen

wow

what handsome young boys!

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pockhy:

OH MY GOD R U SEEING THIS

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ckings:

turbo-kitty:

fifty-shadesofgay:

seerofsarcasm:

I CAN’T

this is my favorite post on tumblr okay

THAT COST $7?! WTF AMAZON

I’M PISSING MYSELF OH MY GOD

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micdotcom:

Bernie Sanders just took the boldest stance of any candidate on legalizing marijuana and ending the war on drugs. But he didn’t stop there: “There is a racial component to this situation.”

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falling-in-love-with-fandoms:

#CHANDLER WAS SUCH A GOOD FRIEND

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